From the day we became frnzs there have been so many times i disturbed u..
i irritated u..
Frustrated u.
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Today i jst msgd u 2 say
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i will continue ;-)
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Loha lohe ko kaat-ta hai,
Hira hire ko kaat-ta hai,
Usi tarha aap ko bhi kutta katega....
kyuki kutta kutte ko katta hai.
Bach ke rahna YAAR
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This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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Since YOU Accidentally Receive It,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error
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Wife to Husband:-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
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America se ek marwari ne
apni maa ki dead body India
bheji, jis ke sath ek letter tha k amma ki
dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne
kapron k neeche jo shirts pehn rkhi hein
wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks k jode pehn
rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k sarhane k
neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma k
balon mein poniyan chotii k liy, …
aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho
to jaldi bata dena kion ke
babuji ki halat bhi khrab hai.
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Why we
sometimes write “etc”, at
d the end in examz
Bcoz it means
e- End of,
t- Thinking,
c- Capacity
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Cute Prayer
Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.
God: Why? U luv ur country so much?
Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war
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Top 5 funny shops :-
1. Mallika Textiles,
2. Salman Marriage Beureau.
3. Dolly Bindra Fitness center.
4. Dharmendra Dance School.
5. Rakhi Sawant Satsang Kendra.
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The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..
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Vidai ke samay dulhe
ka moblie baja and wife slapped
him.. why .?
Usme ringtone thi-
dil me chhupake pyaar ka
armaan le chale. Hum
aaj apni maut ka saman
le chale
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Ladkiyon Ke 7 jhuth:
1. I love you
2. Mai Solah saal ki hoon.
3. You are my first love.
4. No lip kisses.
5. Mujhe sharm aati hai.
6.Dheere-dheere pyar karo.
7. Hey ram mein lut gayi. !
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Masterji(class me)-:Agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye toh woh puri hoti hai.
Ladka-:Rehne do sir agar aisa hota toh aaj aap mere sasurji hote !!
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TajMahal Ki Diwaron pe Likha Hai,
KutubMinar ki Diwaronpe Likha Hai,
Is Jahan ki Har Minar pe Likha Hai
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“YAHAN LIKHNA MANA HAI”..
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Kya aap bor ho rahe he??
kuch krne ka mann ho raha hai
To
Chain kholo
haath andar dalo
Aur
bag se koi book nikal k padho..
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Ankhe teri roye ansu mere ho,
dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho,
e mere dost dosti itni gahri ho,
ke beech sadak par log tujhe pite aur sari galti meri ho...