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Zindgi
Mein
Kabhi
Kabhi
Chhoti-Choti
Chizen
Bhi
Bahut
Dukh Deti Hain..?

Yakeen
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Aaye
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Sui Par Baith Kr Dekho.
Hahahaha.

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Santa Ne JOB K 1st Day Computer Pe 11 Ghante Guzaare.
Boss Khushi Se- Gud Aaj Kya Kiya?
Santa: Keyboard Ki ABC Aage Pichhe Lagi Hui Thi. To Wo Sahi Ki..BAAKI KAL

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"EK SAWAAL"
Aap Ke Khyaal Se Meri Dosti Ne Aapko Kya Diya?
Khushi
Mohobbat
Waqt
Bharosa
Hausla
Nafrat
Tension
Time Waste
Love
Apnapan.?
Reply Must....

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Wife Drinking WHISKY & Asked: "Tum Kaun Ho?"
Husband: "Pagal Ho Gayi Ho Kya?,
Apne Husband Ko Bhool Gayi?"
Wife: "Nasha Har Gum Bhula Deta Hai 'Bhai Sahab'.."

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Heights Of Racism:
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A Little White Kid Goes And Stands Between 2 Black Kids And Says;
"Look Mommy,
OREO Biscuit"

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For All D Gals In Love And For D Guys Who R Flirt...
Dont Kill Urself Over A Boy..
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He Will Bring Another Gal To Ur Funeral..

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Naukar: Maalik, Aapke Kisi Khaas Dost Ka Phone Aya Tha
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Malik: Tujhe Kaise Pata K Wo Mera Khaas Dost Hai
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Naukar: Wo Keh Raha Tha 'Chutiye Ko Phone De'..

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MARD Aur AURAT Ka Rishta B SALA Ajeeb H.
Dur Rho To JUDAI.
Or
Paas Rho To
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To Ladai
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Haan Haan!
Wo Bhi Hota Hai Jo Tum Soch Rhey Ho..;)

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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-
Interviewer: Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?
Santa: Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga..
Interviewer: Red Light Na Ho To?
Santa: Torch Dikhaunga..
Interviewer: Torch Na Ho To?
Santa: Apni Red Shirt Utaar Kar Dikhaunga..
Interviewer: Shirt Bhi Red Na Huyi To?
Santa: Fir Main Apni Bua Ke Ladke Ko Bulaunga..
Interviewer: Hain !! Wo Kyun?
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Santa: Jee, Usne Kabhi Traino Ki Takkar Nahi Dekhi !!

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Santa Raised His Bat On 33 Runs.
Dhoni- "Its Not 50 Or 100 Yet"
Santa- "Tu Chup Kar Baarvi Fail.
Only A GRADUATE Can Understnd The Importnce Of Passing (33)"

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We Had Many Options 4 Suicide
-POISON
-HANGING BY NECK
-JUMPING 4RM A BUILDING
-COMING UNDER A TRAIN
But
We Choose 'Padhai'
Tadap Tadap K Marenge.

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U.P. Me Baccho K Surname.
Bacha Agar 1 Baap Ka Ho To-SINGHAL
2ka- DUBEY
3ka- TIWARI
4ka- CHATURVEDI
5ka- PANDEY
Sab Ka Ho To- MISHRAJI
Aur
Baap Ka Pata Na Ho To- Guptaji

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Wife: Where The Hell Are U, U Jerk?

Husband: Darling, U Remember That Jewelry Shop
Where U Saw A Necklace 'N Totally Fell In Love With It'
But I Didn Had Money That Time,
N Said "Baby, It'll Be Yours One Day”??

Wife: Yeah, I Remember My Love!!!

Husband: I Am In The Pub Just Next To That Shop!

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Everybody Thinks That A Girls Dream Is To Fine The Right Guy,
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Not Right !
Their Dream Is To Eat Everytime Without Getting Fat.

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A Very Touching Story
A Boy On His Way 2 Home Saw A Cute Puppy
He Went Near & Touchd It
Again Touchd It,
Again & Again
Wat A Touchng Story..!

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Height Of Scientific PJ:

If A Boy Has 'Magnetic Personality' N He Still Cant Attract D Desird Grl...
Dat Means
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Ladki Me Iron Ki Kami Hai!!

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Maths Sir: Wat Is A 'Line'?
A Genius Answered: A Line Is A Dot, Goin For A Walk!
Sir: Oh.. Wat R Parallel Lines?
Ans: A Dot Going For A Walk Wid His Girlfriend.

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I Was In A Taxi When The Taxi Driver Said:
'I Love This Job.!
I'm My Own Boss & Nobody Tells Me Wat To Do.!!"
Then I Replied
"AAGE SE LEFT LE."
(Take A Left Frm Ahead)

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Garmi Ka Zamana Hai,
Sms Karke Aapko Satana Hai,
Mousam Bhi Diwana Hai,
2-4 Sms Aap Bhi Kar Do,
Kya Balance Bachaake
"Darmi Cool Powder" Lana Hai?

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A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace For Their Anniversry,
& His Wife Didnt Spoke 2 Him For 6 Months,
Why ?
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That Was The Deal!!

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My Top Shayaris R Back-

1. Yu Toh Premi Pachhattar Humarey..
Kya Namak Hai Tooth-Paste Me Tumhaare.??

2. Raat K 2 Bje Baji Ghar Ki Bell..
Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar Bola AAL IZZ WELL..

3. Meri Secetary Ka Naam Hai Rosy..
Wen Elders Get Cosy, Younger Dont Put Their Nosy..

4. Tum Bin Hum Kaise G Payenge..
"Aayenge.! Mere Karan Arjun Aayenge.."

5. Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharcho Pe Kabu..
Ek Chutki Sindur Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu.??

6. Media Keh Rahi Hai Match Tha Fix..
Mujse Panga Liya Toh, I Will Make You Remember Milk No. 6..

7. Agar Ho Bimar To Dhundo Chemist..
My Name Is Khan And I M Not A Terrorist..

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Arranged Marriage Is A Funny Concept:
All Ur Life You Are Told Not To Talk To Strangers;
Suddenly You Are Asked To Sleep With One!!

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Never Under Estimate Anyone...
An ANT Might Be Small,
But It Can Bite Ur Bum..
Can U Bite An Ant's Bum?
Nai Naaa... Firrrr....

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1 Baccha Potty Karne Khule Me Gaya
Waha 1 PIG Baitha Tha
PIG Ko Dekhkar Baccha Waha Se Bina Potty Kiye Jane Laga
PIG Chillaya;-)
Saadda Haqq..
Etthe Rakkhh.

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DUNIA Me Kabhi Achche Insan Ki Talaash Me Mat Nikalna,,,
Q Ki,,,
Aaj Kal GARMI/BAARISH Bahut Hai
Or...
..(',') Hum Bahar
<)''(> Kam Hi
_//_ Nikalte Hai.




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