Santa Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Girlfriend's Home.
Girlfriend: What Was That For?
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Santa: Its 'Over'!
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Grl: Xcuse Me Brother Thats My Seat..
Boy: Kk, But I M Not Ur Brother..
My Dad Never Touched Ur Mom.
Grl: True, But My Dad Did..
Moral:
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Ladki Kamini Thi..
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Smiling Is Like Yawning, Once U Do,
D Person Next To U Will Too...!
Spread Happiness...
Keep Smiling.
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Par Zyada Na Muskarana,
Warna Log Pagal Samjhenge Ge..
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Diff. Between 1st & 2nd Love;
U Give Ur Whole Heart To 1st Love
& They Break It.
U Give Ur Broken Heart To 2nd Love
& They Make It.
Thats True Luv....
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Girl To Customer Care: Mujhe 1 Msg
40 Logo Ko Bhejna Hai To Kaise Bheju?
Cst Care: Kya Msg Hai?
Girl: Hi Janu, I Hav No Bal.,
Pls 100 Ka Rechrage Karva Do....
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Beta Baap Se- Pita Ji Jab Aapko Cancer Hua Hai
To Logon Se Aids Kyun Batatey Hain?
Baap- Jissey Mere Jaaney K Baad
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Koi Teri Maa Ko Haath Na Lagaye...
Uui Maa
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Boy On Bus Stop: Achhi Lipstic Hai
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Butiful Dress
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Nice Jewelery
Girl: Thanx 'Bhaiya'
Boy: "Kamaal Hai,
Phir B Sundar Nahi Lag Rahi Ho"
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Galiyan Fulon Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Mode Par Ladkiyan Betha Rakhi Hai,
Pata Nahi Tum Kahan Se Aa Jao,
Isliye Unke Haath Me Raakhi Thama Rakhi Hai....
