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Superb Msg
One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life..
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion & Put His Finger In The Lion's Ass..
The Lion Woke Up Angry & Roared: "Who Did That, Who Has Called For His Death..??"
Monkey Said: "Its Was Me, My Lord..!!"
Lion Asked:- "Did Anyone See You..??"
Monkey: "No, My Lord..!!"
Lion: "Ok, Then Do It Again, It Feels Good..!!"
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Moral: Akele Reh-Reh Kar Jungle Ka Raja Bhi Gaandu Ho Jaata Hai,
So Keep In Touch..!!

 

 

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Who Is That Only Person On This Earth
Who Can Ask a Women To Stop Her TALKS & In Reply Gets a Smile Back From Her
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A Photographer

 

 

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Choose ny of Ur Fav Numbr-
75,
100,
150,
222,
250,
330,
350,
550
Na na.
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Rply nhi Krna Bus itne ka Rcharge Krwa do mere no. pe
U'll Gt My Blessin's

 

 

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Santa- Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K saath Kapde Dho Raha Tha
Banta- Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai
Wo Bhi Toh Roti Pakaane Me Meri Help Karti Hai.

 

 

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Ek anokha sentense jise ulta padho ya sidha, achha hi lagta hai,
"Zindagi Se Pyaar Hai"
lovely na?

 

 

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Santa: Tum bike itni tez q chala rahey ho?
Banta: Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa: Kahan?
Banta: Address padhne ka time nahi hai
Santa: ok go fast!

 

 

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1 Khubsurat Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?
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Rassi Khaali Ho Jati Hai.
Aur Wo Kapde Lekar Andar Chali Jaati Hai
THINK POSITIVE

 

 

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Santa Class Me 1 Gadha Le Kar Aaya
Teacher- Is Ko Q Laya Hai
Santa- Sir, Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha,
Ki Aapne Kai Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hai, Ise B Bana Do.

 

 

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Who Said OPEN and CLOSE are Opposite Words...
We are Always Very OPEN To The Person,
Who are Very CLOSE  to Us...!
Its a Fact Of LIFE....

 

 

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Once Kapil Sibbal, Digvijay Singh &
Lalu Prasad Yadav were travelling in a helicopter,
Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says,
"I made one poor Indian happy"
Singh drops two 50 Rs Notes and says,
"I made two poor Indians happy!"
Lalu drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says,
"I made 100 poor Indians happy!"
Hearing this, the PILOT says-
"I will drop down All 3 of you,
and make '125 CRORE Indians' Forever Happy...!"
&...
Pilot was Anna Hazare....

 

 

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The greatest joke of d millennium:-
Teacher- Where is the CAPITAL of India?
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Student- In Swiss Bank.. :
Jai Ho..

 

 

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Wo "DARD" Kya Jo
Ankho Se Behe Jaaye
Wo "HANSI" Kya Jo
HOTHO Pe Reh Jaye,
Kabhi To SAMJHO
Meri KHAMOSHI Ko..
Muje 2 no. Lagi hai,
poty karne jaane do....

 

 

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Wedding is the only day when a gal stands on stage
& watches other guys dressed smartly
& thinks..
Ye sab aaj se pehle kahan mar gaye the.??


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  Posted on Saturday, August 20th, 2011 at 3:42 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed