Sms Message Pack Of The Day..

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Attachment Is Not When Two People Chat Day & Night
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Its Wen Sum1 Mails You & Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
Dat File Is Known As Attachment....

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ACTVT:
Barso Pahale
Delhi Me
1 Paed Tha
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Lutere
Uss Paed Ke
Niche Baith Kar
Chori Ke Maal Ka
Batwara Kiya Karte The
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AB Waha
Parliament Hai..!

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Teacher: Complete The Sentence
"Early To Bed And Early To Rise ...
Sonu: "Shows Man Has No Interest In His Wife.!
Think Diffrnt....8-)

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Why Do We Marry?
Because Romance Is Not The
Only Element Of Life.
We Should Also Know Horror,
Terror, Suspense, Irony,
Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life.

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Attitude Reloaded.. ;):P

Girl: I Hate You.. :-X
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Boy: Wow..
Wht A Co-Incidence..:-D:-P

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Most Touching Reply:

A Boy Said: " I Love You" To A Girl..

But

The Girl Replied: "Sorry, I Love Sum1 Else"...

The Boy In Sad Mood Looked At The Girl And Said:

"Bataoon Teri *AMMI* Ko"??

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Father: Beti Pehle Tum Mujhe
'Papa' Bulati Thi Ab 'Daddy' Kyun Bulati Ho??
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Daughter: 'Papa' Bolne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jaati Hai 'Daddy'

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Pakistan K Nojawan Nasal K Bigadne Ki Wajah?
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Mobile??

Media?

Internet?
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Nahi,

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlein:)
Achhey Se Achhye Bachchey Ko Aashiq
Bana Deti Hain....

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Agr Tum Chahtey Ho K Har Ladki
Tumhare Paas Aye Or Tum Se Baat
Karey Aur Ulta Tumhein Paise B De
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To
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Girls College K Bahar
Imlee Becha Karo..

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Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Par
Bulaya, Par Wo Late Ho Gai.
Girl: Am I Late?
Ghalib: Falak Pe Sitaro Ko Neend A Rahi Hai,
Dosri Ka Time Ho Gaya Tu Ab Aarahi Hai.

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Irony Of Maths:

Thousands Of Years Passed,

Millions Of Theorems Derived,

Crores Of Formulae Made, But Still..

X Is Unknown!
&
XXX Is Well Known!!

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1 Bacha Bahot Daer Se Ro Raha Tha
Maa Ne Pucha
Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
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Bas Ek Sanam Chahie
Aashqi Ke Liye..!!

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Wife: "Give Me Ur Phone For A Second"
Husbnd: "Wait Let Me Switch It On...
Delete Video.
Delete Picture.
Delete Music.
Delete Private Folder.
Delete Number.
Delete Out Goin Calls.
Delete Incomin Calls.
Delete Mms.
Delete Wht's App.
Delete Bbm.
Format Memory Card..Here U Go, I Hve Nothing To Hide U.
Wife: "I Just Wanted To See The Time"

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Mr. BEAN Puts Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle!
Why?
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To Make The Pencil Taller, Stronger & Sharper.
He Is So Intelligent!
Just Like U....

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U R Strong As RUM..
Fine As WINE..
Cool As BEER..
Classic As WHISKY..
Sophisticated As VODKA.
In Short
"Chadhi Mujhe Yaari Teri Aisi,
Jaise DAARU Desi".....

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Single Boy:
"Kehte Hai Khuda Ne Is Jahan Mein
Sub Hi Ke Liye Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Hai...
To Kya..
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Meri Wali Ne Suicide Karli Hai??:X
Milti Hi Nahi Kamini'....




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