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Aurangazeb- Senapati Bataao Ki Hum
Shivaji Ko Kyo Nahin Dhund Pa Rahey Hain??
Senapati- Q Ki Maharaj Hum Mooghal Hain
Google Nahin...!!!

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Na Thi Usko Mere Pyar Ki Kadar,
Na Thi Mujhko Uskey Pyar Ki Kadar,

Bas Maine Bhi Soch Liya Is Kadar,
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Two Parallel Lines Cannot Intersect Each Other"….

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Wife-Mujhe Apne Pati Par Shaqq Hai Ki
Woh Roz Bahar Kisi Ladki Se Miltey Hain.

Saheli-Ab Tum Kya Karogi?

Wife-Aaj Hi Unkey Pichhey Apne Dono Boyfriend Ko Lagati Hoon….

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Sad Line But True
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Apne INDIA Ka Kuch Nahi Ho
Sakta..!!
Kyuki.,
Yahan..
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Buddhe Desh Chala Rahey Hain,
Or
Jawaan Facebook..

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Tension Se Face Par "Pimple" Padtey Hai,
Roney Se Face Par "Wrinkle" Padtey Hai.
SO Plz Alwaze "Hastey" Raho B'coz
Hasney Se Face Par "Dimple" Padtey Hai.

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Guess The Minimum Area With Maximum Decoration!!
(This Was Asked In IAS Exam!)
Topper's Answer Was:"GIRL'S FACE"..!

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Santa K Betey Ne Kaha: "Papaji Meri Grlfrnd Pregnant Ho Gayi Hai,
50,000 Maang Rahi Hai CHUP Rehnay K."
Santa Ne Khamoshi Se Paisay De Diye.
2 Mahine Ba Ad Doosra Beta Bola: "Meri Grlfrnd Pregnant Hai,
75,000 Maang Rahi Hai." Santa Ne Khamoshi Se De Diye.
6 Mahine Baad Santa Ki Kuwari Beti Boli: "Daddy, I Am Pregnant!"
Santa Ne Usko Galey Se Lagaya Aur Beti Ka Maatha Choom Ke Kaha:
"Waheguru Ji Ki Meher, Ab Paisey Leney Ki Baari Hamaari Hai..!!

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Woman Came To A Doctor Beaten Black & Blue Said -
Every Time My Husband Comes Home Drunk, He Beats Me!
Doctor-I've A Good Remedy For That,
Whenever He Comes Home Drunk, Just Take A Glass
Of Mouthwash & Start Gargling Till He Goes To Sleep..

Two Weeks Later She Came Back Looking Reborn & Fresh & Said-
Wat A Brilliant Idea, Whenever He Comes Home Drunk,
I Just Gargle & He Never Beats Me..!
Doctor- You See! How Keeping Ur MOUTH SHUT, Helps....

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Plz 4rwd Dis Msg 2 All U Care -
Dont Drink Watr Widout Boiling
Bcz Fishes Swim In Watr
Widout Wearing Huggies..
Now Plz Dont Say Thanx..
I Care 4 U ...:)

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Kya Pata, Main Na Dekh Paun Kal Ka Suraj,
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'Dosto'
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Ho Sakta Hai Kal Sara Din Barish Rahey..!!
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Tum Log Bhi Na Bas, Jaan Le Lo Meri ...

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Jagjit Singh,
Shammi Kapoor,
Dev Anand,
Mehandi Hasan,
Dara Singh.
And Now
Rajesh Khanna

I Appreciate Your Keen Interest
In Indian Music And Films,,,,
Dear God! I Hope U Will Take
A Little Interest In
Indian Politics As Well...

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Aaj 'Luv U' Day Hai.
Snd Dis To All Ur 'Luvly Frnds'(Mujhe Bhi If Me)
If 3 Sms Cum Back, U'll Marry Ur Luv.
If U Ignre Dis U'l Lose Ur Luv Forever..:)
Happy Luv Day;)

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Propose Karney Ka Ekdum Jhakkas Style-

'Kya Ghoor Ghoor Ke Dekhti Hai,
Maar Dalegi Kya..??
Dil Dena Hai Toh De De,
Rakh Kar Aachar Dalegi Kya..!!'

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2 Wise Advices-
1. Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices.
You Are One Of Them.
2. Never Be Proud Of Your Choices.
Your Wife Is One Of Them.

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Once Rajnikant Send A Non-Veg Joke To An Innocent N Religious Girl!!
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"SUNNY LEONE"

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Ek Chhotey Bachchey Ne Exam Sheet Par
POTTY Karkey Teacher Ke Haath Me Thama Di...
Teacher- Ye Kya Kia..?
Student- Sir Apne Hi Kaha Tha Ki
Jo Aa Raha Hai Wahi Kar De...

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Dil Me Khuda Hai,
Ankho Me Nasha Hai,
Baato Me Maza Hai,
Chahat Me Ada Hai,
Dosti Me Wafa Hai,
Andaz Bhi Juda Hai,

Arey Yaar Isliye Toh
Sab Hum Pe Fida Hai.

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Epic ......
A Must Read

Ek Ladki Car Drive Kr Rhi Thi Ki
Traffic Camera Ne Flash Mara...
Usne Socha K Mai Car Fast Chala Rhi Thi,
Isliye Shayad Tarffic Camera Ne Photo Li....
Wo Wapas Pichey Gayi Or Is Bar
Thoda Slow Speed Me Car Drive Kr K
Us Camera Ko Cross Kiya,
Par Is Bar Bhi Camera Flash Hua....
Is Tarah Usney 4-5 Bar Aur
Thoda Slow Kr K Us Camre Ko
Cross Kiya Par Har Bar Camera
Flash Hota Or Uski Pic Le Leta....

Now She Began To Think That This Was Quite Funny.
Two Weeks Later, She Got Five Challans
For Driving Without A Seat Belt....

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Ek Haath Me PEN,
Dusre Me Phone,
Ek Kaan Lecture Par,
Dusra Cell Phone Par,
Ek Eye Board Par,
Dusri Lover Par...

Kaun Bolta Hai Student Life Is Easy?
STUDENT's R Vry Bsy..

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Isey Apne Saarey Frndz Ko Bhejo
Aur Dekho Wo Tumhare Liye Konsa
Number Bhejte Hain:

1. U R Naughty Bt Vry Childish.
2. U R True Frnd.
3. U R Beautiful N Cute.
4. I Like U.
5. I Luv U.
6. U R Cool N Sweet.
7. U R Too Cute..
8. U R D Best Person.
9. I Hate U...
Konsa Number Mere Liye?
Reply Fast ..

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In Our Life,
Six Things Can Come
At Any Time...

1- LOVE
2- Friendship
3- MONEY
4- ILLNESS
5- DEATH
6- ?
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Su Su
"Is Liye Kar Ke Sona!"..

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Evryone Goes Wid Flow..
Bt D 1 Who Goes Opposyt To D Flow
Becms Sm1 Remarkable In Lyf...

Before I Cud Expln Dis 2 TRAFFIC POLICE
Gadhey Ne "Chaalan" Kaat Diya!

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Plz Pass Dis Msg 2 All Ur Frnds U Care About,
Dnt Park Ur Vehicle In Direct Sun Light,
IT CAN BE HARMFUL
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FOR UR "HIPS"
Jal Jayenge........

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Ghor Atyachaar On Student:
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Teacher: Kal Apney Mom
Dad Ko School Lekar Aa
Jaana Warna Tumhara
Result Facebook Per Post
Karke Tumhe Usme Tag Kar
Dungi....!!

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Bahu Apni Saas Se- Maaji,
Aapka Beta Toh Mere Pass
Aata Hi Nahi Hai..
Saas- Yeh Inki
Khaandani Problem Hai,
Maine Bhi Outsourcing
Se Hi Kaam Chalaaya Tha....

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\(',')/
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.! !. Waalon
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Kuch Nahi Apna Kaam Karo.
Meri To Sab Ko Aise Tang Karne Ki Aadat Hai..

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Ek PUNJABI CAR KE PICHE SUSU KAR RAHA THA.
A Foreigner Askd To Him;
"AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
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He Replied;
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"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD
PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI....

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Teacher: What Is The Meaning Of
Green Dot On The Packet Of Parle-G ?

Boy: Mam, It Means
Parle-G Is Now Online.

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Santa's Wife Entrd Lift..

A Sexy Woman Got In Wearing An Xpensive
Perfume, And Said Arrogantly 2 Santa's Wife-
"Romance"
By Ralph Lauren, Rs6000!

Another Beauty Got In & Said-
"No.5"
By Chanel, Rs7000!

When Lift Stopped..
Santa's Wife Looks At Both..
Turned Around,
Farted Loudly
&
Said-
"Mooliyaan" Rs 15/Kg

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The Three Most Difficult Words To Say ,
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Tank Full Kardo....Xx

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Girl: Mai Fail Hona Chahti Hoon.