Hilarious Sms Pack For Fun

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Dear Girls,
If Any Boy Sends You 5 Msgs In A Day,
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Please Marry Him Cause He Truly Loves You..!! :p :D

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KG girl & boy
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Boy :- Can i kiss ur hand.
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Girl :- why ? R my lips poisonous ?
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Boy :- ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai....

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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha
Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya..
kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji....

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1 Advice for people going to watch
Ek Tha Tiger..
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Please take Tiger balm with you....

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Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to
kis ke paas janachahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke paas,
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

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PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-)

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Do u know?
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Badal itney kaaley kyo hotey hai?
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Kyoki wo dhoop me bahut gumtey....

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Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai :P

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Wife ne Husband ko SMS kiya-
'Kitni daer me aa rahey ho?
kanjus Husband ne jawab me SMS kiya-
'20-25 min me aa raha hu,
Agar Daer ho jaye to SMS PHir se padh lena!!

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1 Bhikhari: Dadi roti dijiye
khane ke liye.
Dadi: Abhi taiyar nahi hai,
baad me aana.
Bhikhari: Ye mera cell no. hai,
ho jaye to miss call de dena.
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"Bhikari rocks, dadi shocks."

Dadi-Are no. kya dega, thodi der baad
jab roti ban jayegi to
facebok pe update kar dungi....
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Now dadi rocks, bhikhari shocks.

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1 baccha darwazey ki bell bajane ki
koshish kar Rha tha.
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1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or
bola:-Beta or kuch........??
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Bacha:- Ab bhag buddhey pata nahi
kiska ghar hai.....

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A man to Judge -
Judge sahab aaj tak kisine meri
itni insult nahi ki..
par aaj meri padosan ne mujhe
Nahate hue dekh liya ye theek
nahi hain , I want justce.
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Judge - To tum kya chahte ho
bhai.
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Man - Badlaa...

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Dharminder to mordern basanti:
Basanti in kuton k samne mat nachna
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Basanti: Excuse me who the hell
r u 2 order me lyk dis ?
u stupid guy using abusive language
in the rusty chain,
keep ur mouth shut. nonsense
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Hey gabber
play the music dude....
dharminder shocked...
basanti rocked

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Dad:- beta Pappu 5 ke baad kya aata hai...?
Pappu:- 6,7
Dad:- wah mera beta to bot brilliant hai
Or 6,7 k baad..??
Pappu:- 8,9,10..
Dad:- kya baat hai beta or uske baad.....?
Pappu:
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Gulam, begum, badshah....


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  Posted on Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012 at 3:17 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed