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Kid :- Why Some Of Ur Hairs Are White Dad ?

Dad : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy ,
One Of His Father's Hair Turns White.....

Kid :- Now I Understand Why
Grandpa's Hairs Are All White....
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When Parents Care... We Call It Restriction!!
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When Boyfriend/Girlfriend Restricts...
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Oh My God... He/She Is So "Caring"..
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Husband Asks Angry Wife: What Would U Do If I Win A Lottery?
Wife: I'd Take Half & Then Leave U Forever
Husband-Great….
I Won Rs.50. Here
Take This Rs.25 & Now Get Lost.;)
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Mom Always Said...
"Money Doesn't Grow On Trees"

Mom!!!! Money Is Made From
Paper & Paper Comes From Trees.

Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid
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Boy: I'm Searching For The Most Beautiful Girl..!!

Girl: Look I Came For You..!!

Boy: That's Nice! Now Help Me To Find Her..!
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Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him,

Little Boy: "Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?"
Teacher: "No I Am Not Sleeping In Class."
Little Boy: "What Were You Doing Sir?"
Teacher: "I Was Talking To God."

The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him...

Teacher: "Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class."
Little Boy: "No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping."
Angry Teacher: "What Were You Doing??"
Little Boy: "I Was Talking To God."
Angry Teacher: "What Did He Say??"
Little Boy: "God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday..."
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A Girl Updated Her Status On Facebook:
":(("

1st Boy Commented:
What Happened Babes? Am There For You?? :/
*She Blocked Him*

2nd Boy Commeted:
Aawww My Baby, I Love You...
Please Don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him Too.. =$*

3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat Be.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti Rehti Hai Facebook Pe..!! =@
*She Blocked Him Too..* . . .

4th Boy Commented:
What Happened Dear ??
Can I Help U In Anyway ???
She Commented Back:
Yes Bro.
Let Me Know You Via Inbox..!! =)

** This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her.. =P =D
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Universal Truth We Learnt
"Sun Rises In The East"
Fact:-
"Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets, Only Earth Rotates"

Moral
"Education Ruined Us"
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Scientists Have Proved That
2904583181 People On The Earth
Are Lazy,,,
Because,,
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They Did Not Even Read This
Number..
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Boy:
"I Want To Be A Millionaire.
Just Like My Dad...!"

Girl:
"Wow, Your Dad's A
Millionaire...?"

Boy:
"No, But He Always Wanted
To Be...."




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