All New Funny SMS Jokes

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3 Chor Billu, John Aur Sardar,

Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.

Police Wala Aya,
Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Maari,
Billu Bola- BOW-BOW,
Police Wala- Kutta Hai.
Dusri Bori Mein Laat Maari,
John Bola-MIAUU.
Police Wala- Billi Hai. 
Teesri Bori Mein Laat Maari,
Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi.
Fir Maari, Koi Awaz Nahi Aye,
20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se
Sardar Chillaya- "Abey Haramkhor, 
AALOO Hun AALOO,
AALOO Kabhi Bolta Hai Kya? ;)"
 
 
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Its Ur Luck 2 Love Sum1.
It's Ur Fortune 2 Love D One Who Loves U.
But It's A Miracle To Love A Person
Who Cant Love Anyone Except You...... 
 
 
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Ajib C Halat Hai Tere Janey K Baad
Bhuk Nahi Lagti Khana Khaane K Baad 
Mere Pas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye 
1 Tere Aane_Se Pahle Or 7 Tere Janey K Baad.. 
 
 
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Conductor-Bus Stop Aa Gya,
Jisey Utarna HaiUtar Jao? 
Girl- 2 Min. Roko Mai Kapdey Utar Rahi Hu. 
Sabhi Ne Pichey Dekha, 
Wo Kapdo Wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi....
 
 
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A 5 Year Old Boy:
I Love You Mom! 
Mom: Awww: I Love You Too! . . . .
A 2O Year Old Boy: 
I Love You Mom! 
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money. . . .
 
 
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Sonu: Tu Miror K Saamne Baith Kar Kyu Padhta Hai?
Bonu: Bcoz 
1. Sath Me Revsion Ho Jata Hai. 
2. Khud Par Nazar Bhi Reheti Hai. 
3. Padne K Liye Company Mil Jaati Hai. 
 
 
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True Fact "AAKHON" Me Aansoo Aa Jatey Hain, 
Fir Bhi Labon Pe "HASI" Thopni Padti Hai, 
Ye Halat Tabhi Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Lambey 
"SAFAR Me "POTTI" Rokni Padti Hai.. 
 
 
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Trust Is Like A Paper, 
Once It's Crumpled 
It Can't Be Perfect.
 
 
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Today's Thought 
 
"One Of The Main Weakness Of Mankind Is The 
Average Man's Familiarity With The Word 
'IMPOSSIBLE'....... 
 
 
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Early Morning Khushiyon Ka Mela. 
Na People Ki Parwah, 
Na World Ka Jhamela. 
Birds Ka Sangeet 
Or Whether Albela 
Mubarak Ho Aapko 
Beautiful Savera. 
Good Morning. 
 
 
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Change Does Not Happen 
When Circumstances Improve, 
Change Happens When 
You Decide To Improve 
Your Circumstances!.



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  Posted on Wednesday, February 1st, 2012 at 1:22 AM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed