Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.
Police Wala Aya,
Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Maari,
Billu Bola- BOW-BOW,
Police Wala- Kutta Hai.
Dusri Bori Mein Laat Maari,
John Bola-MIAUU.
Police Wala- Billi Hai.
Teesri Bori Mein Laat Maari,
Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi.
Fir Maari, Koi Awaz Nahi Aye,
20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se
Sardar Chillaya- "Abey Haramkhor,
AALOO Hun AALOO,
AALOO Kabhi Bolta Hai Kya? ;)"
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Its Ur Luck 2 Love Sum1.
It's Ur Fortune 2 Love D One Who Loves U.
But It's A Miracle To Love A Person
Who Cant Love Anyone Except You......
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Ajib C Halat Hai Tere Janey K Baad
Bhuk Nahi Lagti Khana Khaane K Baad
Mere Pas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane_Se Pahle Or 7 Tere Janey K Baad..
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Conductor-Bus Stop Aa Gya,
Jisey Utarna HaiUtar Jao?
Girl- 2 Min. Roko Mai Kapdey Utar Rahi Hu.
Sabhi Ne Pichey Dekha,
Wo Kapdo Wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi....
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A 5 Year Old Boy:
I Love You Mom!
Mom: Awww: I Love You Too! . . . .
A 2O Year Old Boy:
I Love You Mom!
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money. . . .
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Sonu: Tu Miror K Saamne Baith Kar Kyu Padhta Hai?
Bonu: Bcoz
1. Sath Me Revsion Ho Jata Hai.
2. Khud Par Nazar Bhi Reheti Hai.
3. Padne K Liye Company Mil Jaati Hai.
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True Fact "AAKHON" Me Aansoo Aa Jatey Hain,
Fir Bhi Labon Pe "HASI" Thopni Padti Hai,
Ye Halat Tabhi Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Lambey
"SAFAR Me "POTTI" Rokni Padti Hai..
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Trust Is Like A Paper,
Once It's Crumpled
It Can't Be Perfect.
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Today's Thought
"One Of The Main Weakness Of Mankind Is The
Average Man's Familiarity With The Word
'IMPOSSIBLE'.......
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Early Morning Khushiyon Ka Mela.
Na People Ki Parwah,
Na World Ka Jhamela.
Birds Ka Sangeet
Or Whether Albela
Mubarak Ho Aapko
Beautiful Savera.
Good Morning.
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Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances Improve,
Change Happens When
You Decide To Improve
Your Circumstances!.
