I’m 93% certain and 25% kung fu. — Kate Brick
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
What you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. -Homer Simpson
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
