Ridiculous warnings written on Labels…Hilarious!!! (Part 2)

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On a Dumpster : Do Not Occupy This Dumpster

A label on a baby stroller warns: Remove child before folding

A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: Harmful if swallowed

A popular scooter for children warns: This product moves when used.

A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device.

A flushable toilet brush warns: Do not use for personal hygiene.

The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.

A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.

A household iron warns users: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

A label on a hair dryer reads, Never use hair dryer while sleeping

The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.

A smoke detector warns: Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.

A massage chair warns: DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, Do not drive with sunshield in place.

An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, Do not use near fire, flame or sparks

A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use while sleeping or unconscious

A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: Do not use as a ladder.

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: May irritate eyes

A snowblower warns: Do not use snowthrower on roof.

A dishwasher carries this warning: Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.

A box of birthday cake candles says: DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.


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