Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.They were planning for free Punjab.Santa Singh raised a point,

"Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a difficult question indeed.Suddenly Banta Singh replied,

"No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."

All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied,

"OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE

WE TAKE OVER USA?????"