TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?
STUDENT:- Ganga ji ke ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fans gaye sant Kabeer
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Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1- Koun sa paper tha?
2- Shayad Maths
1- Yani tune paper padha
2- Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.
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Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune baap kehlane ka haq kho diya...!!!
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Eak Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma- Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.
Papu- Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer
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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...
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Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
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Papa: nhi beta ..
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Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye...!!!
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Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress Angel)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic Hero)
Angel is confused & asks his friend: abe titanic jala tha ki duba tha?
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Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa: Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta: 1000 Rupess ka.
Maa: Beta Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi
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Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha
Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helmet Utare Bina,
Yeh Dekh Kar Uske Bazu Wale Ko Ajeeb Sa Mehsus Hua, To Usne Santa Se Pucha
Aadmi: “Are Bhai Apka Sir Mein Khujli Ho Rahi Hai To Helmat Utar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Abe chutiye, Teri Gand Mein Jab Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Tu Pant Utar Ke Apni Gand Khujata Hai”
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Driving down a road Santa sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”
A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.
When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.
“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.
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How to handle office conflicts (see image below)
