The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, " and charged them Rs.300.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find

out?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and

we

can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000 , Le Meridian charges

Rs.1500, The Leela charges Rs. 4,000.

We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from MediClaim