Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."
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Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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