Banta: Yaar Teri Wife Ki Maut Ka
Bada Afsos Hua, Waise Hua Kya Tha?
Sant: Goli Lagi Thi Maathey Mein..
Banta: Bhagwan Ka Shukar Kar Ke
Aankh Bach Gayi.....:-D:-D

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Santa: Maine Kal SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa: Usne Kaha
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WRONG NUMBER.

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Teacher Told All Students In Class 2
Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except Santa.

He Wrote:
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"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost: Kitnay Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Triple Century Honey Me
299 Run Baaki The,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

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Nurse 2 Patient With Bleeding Head- Ur Name?
Patient- Banta Singh
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Nurse- Age?
Patient- 25 Yrs
Nurse- Married....??

Patient- No No, Car Accident Baba!!

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Ek Din Santa Ne Bahut Sunder Ladki Dekhi Aur Socha...
Bahut Socha...
Kya Socha?..
Kaash !
Ye Meri Maa Hoti To Mai Bhi Itna Sundar Hota!!

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Santa- Meri Vasiyat Likh Do, Mai Marne K Bad Apna
Sb Ku6, Yatim Khaaney Ko Daan Karna Chahta Hu
Waqil- Kya_Kya Hai, Tumhare Paas?
Santa- 1 BIWI, Aur 2 BACHCHEY....

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Judge 2 Santa:
Faansi Se Pehle Teri Koi
Aakhri Khwaaish??
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Santa: Mere Pair Upar Aur
Sar Niche Karke Faansi Dedo..!

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Ek Raat 2 Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,
Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Pucha:
Dhakka Laga Doge Kya Plz....?
Aadmi Neend Me Tha Isliye Mana Kar Dia Aur Andar Aa
Gaya Par Fir Use Guilty Feel Hua....
Usne Socha Kabhi Vo Khud Baarish Me Fas Jaye Aur
Koi Uski Help Na Karey To.....?
Wo Utha Bahar Jaa Ke Bola: Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi
Dhakka Chahiye....?
Awaaz Aayi: "Haan"
Aadmi: Thik Hai Par Tum Ho Kahan.?

Santa: "YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULEY PAR..:P