Pyar Chemistry ka!!!!

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Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota

Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota


Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki

khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi


Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi

ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi


Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi j

ab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!


Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise

, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise


Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha

us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha


Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade

wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat

IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!


Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER

hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.


Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hai

zindagi ho gayi AB UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah,

bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah .




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  Posted on Saturday, December 26th, 2009 at 10:28 PM under   जबड़ा फाड़ | RSS 2.0 Feed
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vhora imran (aanand) [ Reply ] 2016-10-03 16:54:17
Very different jokes for chemistry thank you
vhora imran (aanand) [ Reply ] 2016-10-03 16:54:16
Very different jokes for chemistry thank you
vinod () [ Reply ] 2011-01-15 11:57:41
Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi j ab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua! Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise , NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath! Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar. Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hai zindagi ho gayi AB UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah .


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