Rajnikant Found it And Gave it Back To Her.

And why do men like the lights on? So they can pronounce the woman's name right.

Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai, fir main chair usi hisab se set karu :P :D

Tied up Husband & Wife,

kissed wife's ear & went 2 Bathroom..

Husband told to wife - "Satisfy him, or

he will kill us. B strong. I luv u"!

Wife - "He didnt kiss me,

He whispered in my ear that he's gay,

Needs vaseline & I told him its in the

Bathroom.

So U b Strong, I luv u too !:D

Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"

What is 'He' in this sentence ??

Student :- Gay . . !!! )

Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.

Rahul- To school kaise chal raha hai?

Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!

Sky widout Sun

10 widout 1

Warrier widout Gun

Batsman widout Run

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Is all like Man widout L**D ;)

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A boy is dying of cancer..!!

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Friend: Why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?

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Boy: when I die,

No one will dare to touch my Girlfriend..!! ;)

--> People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them..

--> Your ass is never a factor in job interview .

--> You can eat a banana in public.

--> The world is your urinal.

...and the best one, here it goes...

...You can buy condoms without the chemist imagining you naked.

start a Condom Company named

"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get

free publicity on Indian

trucks.....

Use DIPPER at Night!

Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Prostitute: "When the cheque bounced!!