Dr: Are you married?
Dr: To kya khada kar ke calendar tangega kya?
Rajnikant Found it And Gave it Back To Her.
And why do men like the lights on? So they can pronounce the woman's name right.
Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai, fir main chair usi hisab se set karu :P :D
Tied up Husband & Wife,
kissed wife's ear & went 2 Bathroom..
Husband told to wife - "Satisfy him, or
he will kill us. B strong. I luv u"!
Wife - "He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he's gay,
Needs vaseline & I told him its in the
So U b Strong, I luv u too !:D
Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"
What is 'He' in this sentence ??
Student :- Gay . . !!! )
I swear to Drunk, I am not God.
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha hai?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
Sky widout Sun
10 widout 1
Warrier widout Gun
Batsman widout Run
Is all like Man widout L**D ;)
A boy is dying of cancer..!!
Friend: Why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?
Boy: when I die,
No one will dare to touch my Girlfriend..!! ;)
--> People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them..
--> Your ass is never a factor in job interview .
--> You can eat a banana in public.
--> The world is your urinal.
...and the best one, here it goes...
...You can buy condoms without the chemist imagining you naked.
start a Condom Company named
"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get
free publicity on Indian
Use DIPPER at Night!
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Prostitute: "When the cheque bounced!!