A man went to buy a parrot and he said to the shopkeeper
"i want a parrot who can talk like a man"
the shopkeeper replied "sir we've got a parrot in our shop who can talk in three different languages but there's a problem with it he has only one leg "
the man asked "then how does it rests on wooden sticks"
the shopkeeper replied "sir let me tell you that he rolls and ties his penis on the stick so that he could not fall down"
the man said ok i want to buy this
the man bought the parrot and took him to his house and the parrot rested on a wooden stick with help of his one leg and by folding his penis to the stick
one day the man returned from the office and the parrot told him"i wanna tell you something very serious about your wife"
and the man asked "what is that?"
the parrot said"in the daytime when you were in the office a man came to your house he hugged your wife.
the man asked "then"
he kissed her on her lips
"then?"
"the he unhook her bra fondled her breasts and then he sucked her nipples "
"then?"
the parrot said "then my penis got erected and i fell down"