Funny Punjabi Jokes!!!!

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1. Santa-Yaar tu kal aapne cycle nu dhakka la k bhaj reha c...

Banta-Oh! Ha yaar kal mainu bahut jaldi c.

Cycle te bethan da time nahi mileya...

2. Chandigarh da bazar hove, Kaale rang di SKODA car hove.

Naal AK-47 Varga hathiar hove,

hik de jor nal chaldi Akalian di sarkar howe. Nal bethiPatiale di SOHNI mutiar hove.

Vekh ke Kudian kehan (UR NAME) warga sada v KOI yaar hove.

3. Svere jaldi uth k,

snaan krke, saaf kpde pa k.

Gurdware jao.

Babaji agge hath jod k, akhan bnd krke,

sche man naal pucho. Baba g jdon tusi akl vandi. Main kithe c?

4. Diffrent styles of proposing a girl 4 marriage:

1) English> Will u marry me?

2) Hindi> kya aap mujhse shadi karogi?

3) PUNJABI> vehli hain..?Viaah hi karala

5. Aam jindagi

Asin 1 v kudi ni fsa ske, college de 3 saal barbad ho gaye!!

Mentos jindgi- 1 v kudi sanu ni fsa ski, kudiaan de 3 sal barbaad ho gye!

6. Boss- Grahak nu kadi khali na jan deo.

Je kuch nai hai ta kuch hor offer kardo.

Custmr- toilet paper daiyo .

Santa- toilet paper ta hai ni, tusi regmar le ja!

7. E computer PUNJABI vich hove,

ta option ki hon ge:

Send= SUTTO,

Find= LABBO,

Download= THALLE LAO,Delete= MITTI PAO,

Ctrl+Alt+Del= SYAPPA hi mukaao..!!

8. Preeto-Jado tusi scooter nal kise car nu overtake karde ho ta mainu bda dar lagda

Santa-Darn d ki lod a bas tu v mere wangu akhan band kar leya kar...

9. Shayri from a boy to girl

Tu sohni,

Mai sohna

Tu sohni,Mai sohna

Tu sohni,Mai sohna

Tu sohni,Mai sohna ,

par tu enni ni sohni jina mai sohna.

10. Levis diyan jeansa tu paun lag peya c,

Adidas de shoes chamkaun lag peya,

fullan wala kacha chad jockey pa k tu dikhon lag peya c,

desi chad Scotch p k standard vadon lag peya c,

ghumda Lucknow vich samje tu jiven Nawab ho gaya c,

ta hi tere ghar de kehnde ne VISH naal reh ke sada munda vi kharab ho gya c.!

11. Ladke mandir kyo jande e?

Kyo k ik hi jagah e jithe Aarti, pooja, archna ,aradhana, bhavna ,shraddha, preeti, jyoti shanti, tripti aur mukti mildi e.


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