Funny Sms Jokes For 18+

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Men Are Born Between The LegsOf A Women,
Yet They Spend Their Entire Life
Trying To Go Back Between Them . .
This Is Called HOME-SICKNESS.

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DAD- Beti Tu Mujhe Bata De Ki Tere
Pet Me Jo Baccha Hai Wo Kiska Hai
Beti- Agar Koi Aapko 25 Kele Khilakar Puche
K Apko Sardi Kis Kele Se Hui To Kya Aap Bata Paoge.

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Ek Bar Ek Bandar Ne Insaan Se Puchha...
"Tum Me Aur Mujh Me Kya Fark Hai ?..
Insaan Bola; Tum Daal Par Uchhalte Ho..
Hum Daal Kar Uchhalte Hain.

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1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or 1 Bandar Chhoda Gaya ,
Or Elaan Hua K Jo 1 Minute Me Bandar Ko Pehchan Kar
Pakad Le Ga Usey $10,000 Milenge ,
1st : Obama Gaya Par Fail Ho Gaya ,
2nd : George Bush Gaya Lekin Nakaam Raha ,
3rd : Sharad Pawar Gaya Or 10 Secnd Me Bandar Le Aaya ,
Sab Ne Hairan Ho Kar Poocha Aap Ne Kaisey Pata Kiya ,?
Pawar : Mai Pinjrey Me Gaya Or Maine Sab Se Kaha,
Me Ek Imaandar Shakhs Hoon To Sirf Ek Ne Kaha."
LAUDA MERA….

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Height Of Positivity:

Dr To 86 Years Old Man:-
" At Ur Age, Sex With A
Young Girl Could Lead To Death."
OLD MAN:-
" I Don't Care!
Agar Marti Hai Toh Mar Jaye..."

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Husband Suhagrat Ko Sex Karte Hue:
Mene Shadi Se Pehle Buhat Saari Randiya Chodi Hain.
BV Sharmate Hue:
Me Itni Der Se Yahi Soch Rahi Thi K Mene Aapko Kahi Dekha Hai.

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Santa Aur Banta Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Ek Hi Shehar Me
Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue.
Santa : "Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai,
Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na"
Banta Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne
Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya. Dono Ne Khana Khaya
Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke Baad
Santa Ek Dum Se Bola Santa: "Yaar Aaj Bada Maja Aya,
Kyu Na Is Maje Ko Double Kiya Jaye"
Banta Khush Hoke: "Haan Yaar Bolo Kya Karein?"
Santa: "Chal Aaj Wife Swapping Karte Hain (Wife Ki Adla Badli)"
Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola
Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai Dono Wife Swap Karke
Apne Apne Kamre Mein Ghuss Gaye
Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola: "Mera Yaar Santa
Vakiye Hi Bada Lucky Hai, Usko Tum Jaisi Kitni Sexy & Hot Biwi Mili Hai"
Ladki Hairan Hote Hue: "Oye Biwi Kaisi Biwi?
Usne To Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paise Deke
Bulaya Tha"




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