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School isn't male or female, it is Neutral.

Because it have both Ghanta and Periods :P :D

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with .....

Aaj subah pani se muh dhoya to ehsas hua ki

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Titanic wale ladke ki toh g**** fat gayi hogi ! :D

‎7 great qualities of students:

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1) CONSISTENCY

- once a zero alwayz a zero!

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2) VOICE MODULATION

- Attendance in 5 different voices!

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3) PRESENTATION SKILL-

Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions!

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4) ART

designing- Classroom desk!

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5) STAMINA-

Tolerating teachers for 1 hr lecture

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6) PERIPHERAL VISION-

Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..

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7) HUMANITY

- scoring less & giving others...

Husband Bivi Se:

Pani Pila Do ...

Bivi : Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai ??

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Husband (Gussey se):

" Nahi " Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se "LEAK" to Nahi Hai :p

Buffalo par baithe santa ko traffic police ne roka aur pucha "aapka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega"

Santa replied: "baawle dhyaan se dekh neechey!"

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4 wheeler hai:D

Man 1 : After buying this new hearing aid , Im able to hear something two blocks away !!

Man 2 : cool , How much did it cost ?

Man 1 : The time is three past ten :D ♥ ♥

Sweetest Way To propose on Facebook.

Boy writes on a girl's wall "You" and then likes his post.

Girl then says.. "Why did you post 'You' on my wall and then 'Like' it?"

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Boy says "Because I like you." ♥♥♥ :-)

Biggest JOKE Ever By A Girl :

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"Trust Meee..!!

Elephant to Camel: "Why do you have boobs on your back?"

Camel: "Thats a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."

Boy to Girl: Tum nahati nahi ho kya?

Grl: Main to roz nahati hoon, but tumne aisa kyun pucha?

By: Kabhi dekha nahi na,isliye pucha. !! xDxD

Q: Why do men get paid more at the sperm bank than in a blood bank?

A: Sperm is handmade

Log Kehte Hain Ke Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo Ke Girlfriend Sar Pe Sawaar Ho Jaaye ,

Hum Kehte Hain Ke Pyar Itna Karo Ke Girlfriend Ki Friend Bhi Tumhare Sath Faraar Hojaaye ;) ;P

‎3 things that should never be broken:

Hearts

Promises

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Condoms :)

Girl1: am in luv

Girl2 : Who is he

Girl3: how dose he look

Girl4 : wt color

Girl: how tall is he

Girl: wt is he doing

After full inspection

all d girls: B careful he might be a bad guy

Girl 1 : ok

Now same situation...

Boy1 : am in love

Boy2 : bhai party

Boy3 : bhai party

Boy4 : bhai party

Boy5 : bhai party

Boy6 : bhai party..:D:P

A man was driving, when he saw the flash of traffic camera. He thought that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding........... Just to be sure , he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly

but again the camera flashed.

Now he began to think this was quite funny , so he drove even slower as he passed the area , again the camera flashed. He tried fourth time with same result. He did this for the fifth time and he rolled over the seat laughing as the camera again flashed as he drove his car , at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later he got a mail from traffic department with 5 tickets for driving without seat belt.

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination[interview]

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without

cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

(UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the

other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)

(UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14

Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

(UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well

before you make up your mind!"

The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really

difficult question."

"Well, good luck

to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he

thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked.

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the

master of presence of mind.

This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam,

normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material,

quotes and analytical reasoning.

This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD

1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*

Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)

Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage \m/ :P

Then another question came

Question - what should i do next

Answer- Like this post (he was elected for president after this.......:-):-)




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