Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
