Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
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1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2009 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.
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Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AQAL HO NA HO”
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1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja
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Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins
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Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…
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Police ko aik body moili hay,
kalay daant hain,
khonslay jaisay baal hain,
dimag nahi hai,
paoon ultay hain,
mujhay tumhari fikar ho rahi hai ?…..zara bell to maro
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Aik molvi film actress kay ek masjid ka chanda laynay gaya,
Actor : aap to kehtain hain hamara paisa haram hai.
Molvi : Is paisay say hum masjid ki latreen banwain gay.
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Sardar 2 his friend :yar ur bhabhi is very afraid of water.
Friends how ?
Sardar ; last evening when I return home ,she was sitting in bath tubwith security guard.
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Kyun bhai……kia baat hay ? har waqat pregnant hi rahtay ho?………………………..
Kyon kay jab bhi msg karta hoon……………teri delivery report aa jati hai !!!
