Funny SMS poems!!!!

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....

I got a heart attack straight away..


Roses are red, violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too

Not in a cage but laughing at you...


Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?


God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.

HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi

HE saw me in dark, HE created light

HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.


Contributed by Nitesh. F. Jain.


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