I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....

I got a heart attack straight away..

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Roses are red, violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too

Not in a cage but laughing at you...

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.

HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi

HE saw me in dark, HE created light

HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

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Contributed by Nitesh. F. Jain.

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