Every girl has a misconception about her first kiss.
As a matter of fact; she believes that while d kiss is on,
d guy thinks in his mind,
'oh my god..
she's so beautiful..
so vulnerable..
so soft'.
However, d truth lies in d fact dat most of d guys thinks,
shud i use my hands now or wait for d next tym..
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Japanese Proverb:
If 1 Can do it,
U too Can do it,
If none Can do it,
U must do it.
Indian version:
If 1 Can do it,
let him do it.
If none Can do it,
Leave it.-
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IN USA- A mom asked her elder kid to xplain diwali 2 his bro-
So luk dis dude had,
lyk a big cool kingdm n ppl lykd him bt,
lyk his step mom or sumthin,
ws kinda bitch n she forcd her hubby 2 send dis Ram 2 sum jungle or sumthin..
Coz he ws goin fr 14yrs,
So his wife n bro got along..(U knw just 2 chill)
Bt dude forest was real scary shit, really man.
N was full of devil n shit lyk dat,
bt dis dude kild dem wid arrows..
Bt den sum bad gangsta jerk- Ravan pickd up his babe..
And Boy!!
Dis Dude n his bro got pissd off..
So dey got an army of monkys..dnt ask hw..
Attackd dem,got d babe n returnd home..
Ppl thot atleast dey deserv sumthng..
Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff..
So dey lit lamps..
N this is how it all started.. :p :D
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MOM FAINTED!!
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Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Dhappa
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A fat guy paul saw, lose 5kg in a week.
He calls d compny & lady ans
Paul:i wld lyk 2 do d training thing
lady:Ok be ready at 6
D nxt mrng paul opens d door finds a hot babe vid just shoes,underpants & shirt sayn"u catch me u fuck me"d girl starts running.paul doesnt catch her.so durning d week paul couldnt catch her hwever he loses 5 kg.
He den asks 4 d 10kg prgrm.
Next mrng at 6 paul opens d door n sees an even hottter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt sayin u catch me u fuck me. He loses 10 kg dat week.
So he thought dis program is awesome!lets try d 25 kg so he asked 4 d 25kg bt d lady said r u sure its really tough.nxt day at 6 paul opens d door expcting 2 see a faboulus babe bt finds a man with a shirt saying'if i catch u i fuck u!
Dat week Paul lost 30kgs!
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Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God- Grlfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
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"Boyfriend" is like "Paanipuri", always tasty.
"Lover" is like "Pizza", hot n spicy.
"Husband" is like "Daliya", no other option but good for Health...!
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One friend says to another -
"I have Facebook, Twitter, Google
Plus, MSN Messenger and Skype."
...2nd Friend: "Dude, do you have a
life?"
1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the
link!!!
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Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai
Socho
Socho
......
Nai Pata
Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki
Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
