Ladki ki lo
Ya Aurat ki
Jawan ki lo
Ya
Apno ki lo
Ya Gairo ki
Par Jaha Jiski Mile
le lo
Kyunki
Pata Nhi Kb Kiski
"DUA" Kaam aa jaye.
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Hm pagl unke piche,
wo pagl kisi aur k piche,
koi pagl aapke piche,
ap pagl kisi aur k piche,
aur wo b pagl kisi aur k piche,
Ha.Ha.
sare pagl aage piche.
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Dehaat k PREMI ne PREMIKA k liye shayari likhi;
"KA TOR CHAAL AUR KA TOR LEELA?
KA TOR CHAAL AUR KA TOR LEELA?"
HAM TOR "Tees Mar Khan" Aur TU HMAAR
"Seeela".
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Tcher: what shape is the earth?
Studnt: i don't know.
Tcher: well, what kind of earrings ur girlfrnd wear?
Studnt: square ones..
Tcher: no, i mean the one she wears on sundays?
Studnt: round.
Tcher: then... What shape is the earth?
Studnt: square on weekdays and round on sundays.
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Teacher : Batao bachcho jo galat kam karte hai wo kahan jate hai...?
Ladki Sharmaate Huye : Sir,
BUDDHA GARDEN,
LODHI GARDEN,
PURANA QUILA,
or
Kalandi Kunj..
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What is FACEBOOK?
It’s a Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response %-)
& if Girl Post the same joke, she get 150 likes & 60 friends requests!! :->
