A sardar family received the coffin of their dead father from canada.
Letter on top written, I m sending father’s body it was his wish to be burried here. Under father’s body r 12 cans of cheese, 10pkts of chocolates & 8pkts of badaam, father is wearing pair of reebok shoes 4 chintu & mintu, father is wearing t-shirt large 1 is 4 sattar and other 2 for other boys. If you want anything else, just let me know coz mother is also not feeling well.
Yar Police ne mujhe pakar liya hai
for killing a Girl
I didn't kill her
Qasam seh!
Mene to sirf ''SMILE'' Di thi
woh khushi se mar gayi to mera kia kasoor.
Bhikari: Hello pizza hut?
Pizza hut: yes sir
Bhikari: Ek large pizza Aur 1.5 ltr pepsi bhejo
Pizza hut: Ok sir Kis ke naam per?
Bhikari: Allah kay Naam per
Ek kanjus kay ghar ko aag lag gayi...
Woh apnay ghar ko bacha na sakkia....
Kyo kay woh sari raat fire brigade waloe ko........
Sirf miss calls hi karta raha...
"LIPS" bhindi ki tarah
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarah
"EYES" mattar ki tarah
Poora face "GOBI" ki tarah
Aey "bhagwan", ek dost diya Woh bhi Sabzi Mandi ki tarah.
In the USA, they invented a machine dat catches thieves
They took it out 2 different countries for a test
In USA, 30 mins, it caught 500 thieves
Ghana in 20 mins, it caught 3000 thieves
Malawi in 10 mins, caught 6000 thieves
Guess wat, in pakistan 5 mins the machine was stolen
At the bus stop a man entered the bus and shouted out loudly!!
“Don't try to move from your seats!!
Ice cream wala khud chal ke aap ke paas aayega”
A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish, comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta & no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes back and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the surface and shouts:
“Recession mein bach gayi”
Kanjoos ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar aya to baap ne poocha
kitne pese kharch kiye?
beta: 50 rupey
Baap: itne saray?
Beta: papa us k paas 50 hi the!!
Lub pe ati hai dua ban k tamanna meri
Sim band hojai Allah kare teri
Dur dunia men mere chamkne se ujala hojai
Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojai
Ho mra kam in fakiron ko sms karna,
In kanjooson garibon ka inbox bharna
Mere Allah inhe bhi ab gairat ajai
Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms aajai
Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1 glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
phir
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshallah
Kanjoosi
k sare jaraseem mar jayenge!!
Ek bandriya boli Maa meri shadi krado maa boli, dekh tera dulha sms parh raha hai, agar parh k muskuraya to samjh shadi pakki
A blessed kiss is on head
A sweat kiss is on cheeks
A passionate kiss is on lips
A romantic kiss is on neck
But seriously hottest kiss is on Iron!!
Try it ;)
a husband lost his wife and a dog on a trip.
he inserted an ad in newspaper that said:
Wife and dog are missing!
A hefty reward if you find the dog!!!
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