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A Naughty Caller:-

Hello, Dominos..?

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Yes Sir,

How May I Help U..?

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Bhai Pizza Ghar Pe Kaise Banau..?

Btaiyo Zara. :-D

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Ek "CHUHA" THA?

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Battameez Sara Msg Hi Kutar Gaya..

Warna Itna Kuch Likha Tha Aap Ki Tarif Me Ki Bus

Poocho Hi Mat.

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Life Mein 2 Baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna....

1. Hawa Chalti He To Patte Hilte Hai.

2. Nahi Chalti, To Nahi Hilte.

Bas Yaar Thanks Mat Bolna, Jab Tak Knowledge

Hai, Dete Rahenge........

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SCIENCE Kehti Hai Ki Paani Ubalne Se Kitanu Mar

Jate Hai..

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Par Science Ko Ye Nahi Pata Ki Kitanu Ke Marne

Ke Baad Unki ''Dead Bodies'' To Paani Me Hi Reh

Jati Hai !

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Stupid Science

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Kasam Se Bachpan Se Genius Hu... Lekin Kabhi

Ghamand Nahi Kiya

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Cow & Cat Both Are Sisters..

Now You Must Be Thinking Ke Kaise?

Zyada Mat Socho.

I'm Telling You, Cow Mata Hoti Hai Aur Billi

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Bola Tha Na Bachpan Se Hi Intelligent Hoon,

Lekin Kabhi Ghamand Nahi Kiya.

No Claps Plz....I Dnt Like Publicity..

Bas Ab Thanks Mat Bolna, Jab Tak Knowledge Hai

Dete Rahenge...

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A Girlfriend Pings Her Boyfriend On Chat-

"Call Kar Bc Balance Khtm Ho Gya Hai"!

It Took 15 Minutes For The Boy To Understand Bc Means 'BeCause'!?

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Wife: Phone Pe Itni Dheemi Awaaz Mein Kis Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?

Husband: Behan Hai..!

Wife: To Phir Itni Dheemi Aawaz Me Kis Liye?

Husband: Teri Hai Isiliye ....

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WIFE: Suno Ji, Agar Tumhare Baal Isi Raftaar Se Jhadtey Rahey,

Toh Main Tumhey Talaaq De Dungi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN,

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Aur Mai Paagal Inko Bachaane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha......

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Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo,

Toh Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......

Husband: Tum Kya Samjhti Ho?

Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..!

Hadd Ho Gayi..

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Serious Joke Of The Day..

Height of Cost Cutting:

Sardar Ne Ghar Ke Upar Waley Hissey Meni Paint Kiya,

Aur Baaki Bachey Hissey Mein Likh Diya,

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"Same As Above"......!!!!

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Taxi-Wala:-

"Saheb Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Gaadi Rukti Nahi, Kya Karu?"

Gujrati Passenger: - "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR!"

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Narak Me Apne-Apne Paapo Ka Exam Chal Raha Tha.

Sab Log Apne Apne Gunaah Paper Me Likh Rahey The.

Maza Toh Tab Aaya Jab Aapki Awaz Aayi

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“Supplementary Please...”

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Boy Texts His Girl Friend

"Jaan I Can't Live Without You!

Will You Marry Me?"

Here Is The KILLING Reply -

"Kaun Mar Raha Hai Ab!

I Lost All My Contacts, Kindly Msg Me Your Name"

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Dear Weather, . . Please Ek Baar Bata De, .

Ki Sweater Wapas Rakhu Ya Nahi?? Roz Roz Ka Natak Mat Kar !!!

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God Is In Dabbangg Mood..

"Hum Tumhari City Me Aisa Climate Create Karenge K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Coldcream Lagaye Ya Sunscreen Lagaye"

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EK PATNI KI NAZAR SE DUNIYA...

World Ka Sabse Perfect Man

- Uska Daddy

World Ki Sabse Pyari Aurat

- Uski Maa

World Ki Sabse Akkalmand Aurat

- Woh Khud

World Ka Sabse Dukhi Pati

- Uska Bhai

World Ki Sabse Badi Chudeal

- Uski Bhabhi

World Ka Sabse Sundr Ladka

- Uska Beta

World Ka Sabse Nasibdar Aadmi

- Uski Behan Ka Pati.

World Ki Sabse Badi Gawar Aurat

- Uski Saas

AUR World Ka Sabse Kharab, Nikamma, Selfish, Jhootha, Kanjus, Bekar Aadmi . . .

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YEH BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

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Class Mein Teacher Bachcho Se Kuch Alag-Alag Sawaal Puch Rahi Thi,

Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai.

Teacher Pappu Se:

'Tumhare Ghar Mein Sabse Chhota Kaun Hai?'

Pappu Hastey Hue:

'Hamari Naukarani'

Teacher Hairani Se:

'Wo Kaise???'

Pappu:

'Wo Is Liye Ki Har Baar Wo Apni Chaddi Papa Se Hi Utarwati Hai'

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THERE ARE 4 KIND OF MEN..

1. THE EUROPEANS -

They Have 1 Wife And 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife Most.

2 THE AMERICANS -

They Have 1 Wife And 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most..

3. THE INDIANS -

They Have 1 Wife And 4 Girlfriend But They Love Their Mother The Most..

Jai Mata Di....

And The Best One....

4. THE ARABS -

They Have 4 Wives And Unlimited Girlfriend.

But They Love Their Camel The Most!

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Boy Ki Engagement 1 Bahut Khubsurat Ladki Se Fix Hui...

Woh Dono Purey Din Raat Whatsapp Se Baat Kiya Karte The.

Akhir Milan Ki Raat Aahi Gai....

Us Raat Ladka , Ladki Ka Ghoonghat Uthaakar Bola-

"Tum Wakkayi Bahut Khubsurat Ho... Tumhe Kya Gift Karu.. ".

Ladki Sharmatey Huye Boli..... -:.

"Adle Hafte Dammu Tatmir Tale....."

MORAL:-Kam Se Kam Ek Call Toh Kar Lena Chahiye Tha,

Bus Dekh Liya Whats App Ka Natija Ab Ja Dammu Tatmir..

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Nahi Yaar Vo Baat Nahi Hai Maine Usko Phele Bhi Samjhaya Tha KiMujhe Koi Relation Nahi Rakhna Hai Bhaley Wo Mujhse Kitna Bhi Pyaar Kare, & U Know What? Usne Apni Cousin K Naam Se Mujhe Msg Bheje. Tumhey To Pata Hi Hai Aur Sabse Zyaada Hairan Toh Mai Is Baat Pe Hu K Log Kitne Dhyan Se Msg Pad Rahe Hai Jaise Mera Koi Secret Msg Galti Se Send Ho Gaya Ho....

Zada Dimaag Matt Lagao!!! Bass Fwd Karo Or Sabko Mamu Banaao.. Ye Bhi Market Me Naya Aaya Hai..

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Facebook Is Buying Whatsapp In 19 Billion Dollars.. Batao Sala Kitni Value Badha Di Hum Logon Ne Iski

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Santa Ki Biwi Came Naked In The Drawing Room To Serve Halwa To The Guests.

Santa Screamed: Beshram Aurat, Tu Hosh Me To Hai?

Wife: Woh Jee Recipe Book Me Aisa Hi Likha Tha Na...

"Serve Hot Without Any Dressing. Guests Will Enjoy."

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How To Impress A Kachrey Waali Bai????

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Isme Bhi Intrested Ho....

Kasam Se Yaar, Hadd Ho Gayi......!!

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Ye Message To Mere Dil Pe Lag Gaya,

Aankhon Me Aasu Bhar Aaye....

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After Seeing Sanjay Dutt’s Parole Of 30 Days,

My Mummy Asked Me: "Ye Dekho...

Aajkal Jail Mein Bhi Leaves Milti Hai..

Tu Aisi Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai,

Jisme Chutti Milti Hi Nahi???? !!!!"

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Paani Peene Ka Sahi Time,

(1) 1 Glass Subah Uthne K Baad -

Androoni Aaza Ko Activate Karta Hai..

(2) 1 Glass Nahane K Baad-

Blood Pressure Ka Khatma Karta Hai..

(3) 2 Glass Khaney Se 30 Minute Pehley -

Hazme Ko Drust Rakhta Hai..

(4) Aadha Glass Soney Se Pehle -

Heartattack Se Bachata Hai

Ye Bohut Acha Msg Hai,

Sabko Forward Kar Diya Jaye Toh Kaafi Log Fayda Utha Saktey Hain..


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