A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a glass of hot water. At this request the bartender asks, "I thought you vampires only drank blood". At this, the vampire takes out a used tampon and says, "I'm in the mood for some tea tonight".

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(This one in Hindi)

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Playboy has started a special edition 4 married men. The same woman is featured every month.

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A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.

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Womens life is very hard. Morning wash clothes,Noon dry clothes,Evening iron clothes,Night remove clothes, Late midnight search for clothes.

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Q:What is the similarity between sex and shave?A:If you don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on the face.

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What is the similarity btween a SPERM & GOVT EMPLOYEES ?

"Only ONE IN MILLION WORKS "

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Qus: Who is senior,

PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA

b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!