Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take

off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a babythan have a tooth removed."

Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly." __________________________________

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :

BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED

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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.On their first night both were crying - why???

Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.

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Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?

Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher. Boy to teacher

:can kids of our age have kids? Teacher to boy:no

never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.

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Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

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Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

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An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.

"Your name please?"

"Abdul Aziz"

"Sex?"

"Six times a week!!"

"No, no, I mean male or female!"

"Doesn’t matter, sometimes even camel!"

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Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

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