This is a Warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink!.. One day, U will lose all your friends; They will all die and you'll b left alone!

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sardars were caught 4 raping a girl.They were called 4 identification parade.When d girl arrives,all SARDARS shout together "YEHI THI WOH"
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Sardar was writing the passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE' Guess what did he write?? .

' I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE ! '
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jis TRAIN me
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LADKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

socho

its simple yaar.

"MAAL GADI".

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC