Kehtey Hain Ki 7 Phere 7 Janmo Ka Bandhan Hota Hai
Magar "F-R-I-E-N-D-$".
Ye 7 Shabd Agar Mil Jaye Toh Bus,
1 Janam Me Hi 7 Janam Jiney Ka Ehesaas Ho Jata Hai….
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Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Doodh Pilatey Hue Boli-
Ale ... Ale...Mela Beta Dudu Pikar Docter Banega….
Boy - Mam Thoda Hamey Bhi Pila Do,
Medical Store Hi Khol Lenge....
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NOW DIS IS WAT A PJ IS..
Girl- Kabhi Kabhi Mai Yeh 'Sochti' Hu-
Agar Main "BORING" Hu...
Toh
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Mere Mooh Se Paani Q Nahi Aata..
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Manmohan Singh's Reply To Anna Hazare:
Jab Aapne Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi,
Toh BILL Kis Baat Ka Maang Rahey Ho....!!!
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AGAR Aapki Shaadi Nahi Hui Toh Isi Saal Kar Lena..!!
Qyunki Agle Saal Goverment Iske Liye Bhi
Exam Lene Ke Liye Soch Rahi Hai
"M E T"
(MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
Hurry..
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Hamesha Rab Se Wo Maango Jo Aapki Kismat Me Ho,
Wo Nahi Jo Aap Chahtey Ho….
Qyunki Ho Sakta Hai K Aapki Khwaaish Kum Ho,
Magar Aapki Kismat Me Zyada Likha Ho
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Arz Kiya Hai:-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Gor Farmaiega Hazoor-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Saap Aur Bhi Kamine Hai,
Durbeen Liye Baithe Hain.
Wah Wah Waah Waah
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Boy: I Got (A) In Chemistry..!!
Mom: WTF, Well Done..!!
Boy: Mom, What Do You Think WTF Means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic
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When You Mess Up A Guys Hair,
He Thinks Its Cute.
But Wen You Mess Up A Gals Hair.
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May Your Soul Rest In Peace-:
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Bhojpuri Title Of Sum Famous Films:
Titanic- NAUKA DEYLA DHOKA
Anaconda- AADMI KHAAYE WALA SAAPWA
3 Idiots- TEEN BURBAK
Ghajini- TAKLA K BADLA..!!
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Jab Sacchi
Lagan Ho
Josh Ho
Junoon Ho
Himmat Ho
Kartavya Paalan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho
Kadi Mehnat Ka Nishaya Ho
,
,
,
,
Toh Aap Bhi
Ji Haan Aap Bhi
'BHAINS' Paal Saktey Hain.
