Govt. Kehti Hai Ke 1 Ladki Ne Padhai Ker Li
To Ghar Ke 4 Logo Ko Shikshit Banati Hai.
Par
Ladki Ke Padhte Time College Me
40 Ladke FAIL Ho Jatey Hain, Uska Kya..??
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Teacher- Tere Papa Kya Karte Haain..
Bacha- Sir,Wo HDFC Ke Malik Hai..
Teacher-Wah Wah, HDFC Bank.! .
Bacha- Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi -Badey & Faluda Center.
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MUSAFIR: Beta Aap Muje
Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge?
BACHA: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To !!
MUSAFIR: Tab To Bahut Hi
Acha Hoga.
Bacha Lassi Le Aya.
Musafir Ne 5 Lote Lassi Pene
K Bad Bache Se Pucha,
"Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nai Peta?"
BACHA: Pete To Sub Hai,
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA
Gir Gaya Tha Aur Usi M
Mar Gya Tha.
Musafir N Gussey Me Lota
Zamin Par De Mara
Bacha Rote Hue Bola
"Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya.
Ab Hum Potty Karne Kya Lekar Jayenge"
Musafir Fainted!
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Maa- Beta Popatlal.. Tujhe Bihar Jaaney Me
1 Din Lagta Hai Aur Lautne Me 4 Din Kyo?
Beta Popat- Ye Sab Car Banane Waalo Ki
Galti Hai Jaane Ke 5 Gear Diye Aur Revers Ka 1 =)))
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HSBC- Hum Sabse Badey Chor.
HDFC - Har Dum Fakir Chand..
IDBI - Itna Dhan Bina Income..
SBI- Saare Bhikari Idhar..
PNB- Paisa Nahi H Bhai..
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Agar Trains K Naam Indian Actress K Naam Pe
Hoti Toh Khabrein Aisi Hoti:
Aaj Bipasha Ovrload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.
Tabu K Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Khatam.
Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah
Ho Gayi Hai.
Tez Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar
Gayi Hai.
Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.
Rani Chalte Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.
Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.
KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE Chadhey
HUE 7 ADMI GIRAFTAAR
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TITANIC Kaise Duba Tha Pata Hai??
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GULUK
GULUK
GULUK
DUBUK DUBUK
POOOOONNG
Bulubulubulu Poochuk!
Haso Mat Besharm, Its A Sad Story.
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Boy To Girl: Aaj Tumney Belt
Ghutne Par Kyon Bandhi Hai.....??
Girl: Maine Mummy Se Promise Kiya Hai
Ki Tumhe Belt Se Neeche
Touch Nahin Karne Dungi..
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Bahut Dard Hota He Jab Teacher
Bolta Hai Tumhara Or Tumhare
Aage Waley Ka Answer Ek Hai
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Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai..
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To Saaley Sawal Bhi To Ek Hi Hai..
