One Of The Best Short N Sweet-
"When You Rise Up,
Ur Friends Will Knw Who U Are."
But
"When U Fall Down,
U Will Know Who Ur Friends Are"....
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Best Line By A Science Student:
Humney 11th Mein Science Lee,
Aur Firr
Science Ne Humari Lee....!!
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Superb Meaning Joke:-
Girl: Aaj Office Jaatey Hi Boss Mujhpe Chadd Gaya.....
Friend: Kyoon?
Girl: Wo Mai Late Gayi Thi Naa Isiliye....
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Always Be Good For Good.
But Never Do Bad For Bad,
Bcoz We Can Wash Tears With Water,
But We Cant Wash Blood With Blood..
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A Lovely Message...
Read Slowly And Understand The Meaning....
"Minimum Love Is Friendship
&
Maximum Friendship Is Love..."
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Aansu Naa Hotey Aankho Me Toh,
Ankhey Khoobsurt Naa Hoti.
Dard Naa Hota Dil Me Toh,
Khushio Ki Kismat Naa Hoti.
Puri Hoti Sab Muraade Toh,
Kisiko Khuda Ki Zarurat Na Hoti.
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Bst Line By A True Frnd,
After Getting Angry Wid Bst Frnd-
"Jaa Maine Tujhe Maaf Kiya,
Coz Tuney Jitna Rulaya
Us-Se Zyada Toh Hum Saath
Mein Hasey They"
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If U Eat Noodles And Vomit
Then What Will U Get...
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A Soupy Noodles .........
Kha Ke Piyo Ya Pi Ke
Khao :-
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Best Msg Of My Life.
Radha Ji Ne Krishanji Se Poocha-
"Aapne Prem Mujhse Kiya,
Par Shaadi Rukmani Se Kyu Ki ?
Krishanji Ne Kaha:
"RADHEY....!!
Shaadi Karne Ke Liye 2 Shareer Chahiye.
Ab Tum Hi Batao Hum Me Doosra Kaun Hai?
Thts True Love. .
Forever...
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Tchr- 1 Achha Ladka Ladki Ko Kaise Propose Karega??
Stdnt- Wo Usey Ek Naav Me Baitha K Samundar Me Leja Kar Kahega:
'I LOVE U' Bol Nahi Toh Meri Naav Se Utar Jaa….
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Staying At The Back, Giving Power And Support
To Those Who R In Front, And Still Being Egoless.
This Is What We Should Learn From The Digit '0'
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Very True Lines....
One Of D Best Childhood Memories Is When...
U Sleep On D SOFA And Wakeup On D BED..
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(-,-)
(,, ,, )
Meko Bot Nini Ayi Hai.
Meli Eyez Bi Band Ho Rahi Hai,
Ishliye Meko Apko Goodnight Bolna Hai
N Watch Only Shueet Shueet Dleam.:-)
Gud Night
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Girl: Mcdonald's Chaley..??
Boy: Pehle Iski Spelling Suna Phir Chalenge..!!
Girl: Achha Phir KFC Chaley..??
Boy: Iski Full Form Suna..!!
Girl: Dafa Karo, Chholey Bhature Khaate Hain….
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Profesr: Humesha Tum Nazrey Jhuka K Meri Baatein Suntey The,
Or Aaj Peheli Bar Tum Class Me Baatey Kar Rahey Ho..!!
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe?
Stdnt: Sir Aaj Mera SMS Pack Khatam Ho Gya Hai..
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Perfect Example Of Generation Gap:
Aamir Khan:
Papa Kehate Hain,
Bada Naam Karega...
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.
Imran Khan:
Daddy Mujhse Bola,
Tu Galti Hai Meri...
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Sardar Ne Shouk Shouk Me Roza Rakh Liya,
Bete Se Bola- Dekh, Suraj Duba?
Beta: Nahi
Fir Puchha Duba?
Beta: Nahi
Srdar:- Lagta Hai Mujhe Le Ke Hi Dubega.
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Pathaan Goes 4 Intervew.
Manager To Pathaan:- Where Is 'Abu Dabi'
Pathan:- Jis Qabrastan Me Humara Ammi Dabi,
Wahin Thoda Door Par Abu Dabi..
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Ab Muqaddar Me Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua
Wah-Wah
Ab Muqaddar Me Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua..
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Hum B Muqadar Ko Chuna Laga K Din Me So Jaatey Hain
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How Guys Feel Sorry After Hurting Their G.F.
1st Day - Sorry
2nd Day- Sorry Pls
3rd Day- Just Talk To Me Once Baby.
4th Day- Pls Listen Na Baby Pls Pls...
5th Day- Plz Itna Naraz Matt Ho Mujhse
6th Day- I'l Die Without U,
Agr Tuney Baat Nai Ki Toh Mai Suicide Kar Lunga..
7th Day- 36 Ladkiya Tere Jaisi.. Nachti Hain Mere Liye,
Tu Hi Paida Hui Hai Miss World ..
Chamaar Kahin Ki. Hut..Phurr.
8th Day - Baby I'm Really Sorry I Was Drunk Last Nite.
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Wat Is 1+4+3 ?
I + Love + U
No
I + Like + U
No
I + Miss + U
No
I + Need + U
No
1 + 4 + 3 Means
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1 + 4 + 3= 8
MATHS Pe Dhyaan Do..
ROMANCE Pe Nahi,.
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Question-
"Ladkiya Apna Dupatta
Ladkon Ke Saamne Hi Kyo Theek Karti Hain"?
Answer-
"Kyoki Lootero Ko Dekh-Kar Hi
Apni Daulat Ka Ehesaas Hota Hai"
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Yoon Jaam Pe Jaam Peeney Se Kya Fayeda,
Raat Jo Guzari Toh Saari Utar Jayegi,.
Kisi Ki Aankho Se Pikey Dekho,
Umar Saari Nashey Me Guzar Jayegi....
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Mehfil-E Sex Sajao Toh Koi Baat Baney,
Jaam Choot Se Pilao Toh Koi Baat Baney,
Gilaas-E-Doodh Bahut Piye Hain Humney,
Sidhe Chucchi Se Pilao Toh Koi Baat Baney..
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Paani Se Tasveer Kaha Banti Hai,?
Khwaabo Se Takdeer Kaha Banti Hai,?
Zindagi Me Kisi Ko Chaho To Sachche Dil Se Chaho,
Kyoki Ye Zindagi Fir Kaha Milti Hai..
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A True Msg..
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Ek Roti Koi Nahi De Saka Us Masoom Ko
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Lekin,
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Wo Tasveer Laakhon Me Bikk Gayi
Jisme Roti K Bager Wo Baccha Udaas Baitha Tha...
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Why Are Boys Worth Luving;
D Way Dey Hug U Wen U Cry..
D Way Dey Keep Luking At U & Wen U Ask Y R Dey Luking Dey Say "Ab Dekh Bhi Nai Sakta"..
D Way Dey Take Of Ur Hairband & Say "Khuley Baal Acche Lag Rahey Hain.."
D Way Dey Try To Convince U Wen U Get Angry..
D Way Dey Say "Yaar Aaj Bahut Achchi Lag Rahi Hai" And Then, "Ab Bhao Mat Kha Mazak Kar Raha Tha.."
D Way Dey Make U Smile Even In D Toughst Moment Of Ur Life..
D Way Dey Have Tears Wn U Cry..
Forward 2 All Boyz To Bring Smile On Their Face...
N 2 Girlz Too, So Dat Dey Can Realize Dat All Boyz Are Not Of Same Type....
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Jaao MACHHARO Jaao
AUR JO MUJHE GOODNIGHT Kahey
Bina So Gaye Hain Unhey Kaat Ke Aao....
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Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe SHAQ Nahi Tha,
"GOUR FARMAIYEGA JANAB"
Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe SHAQ Nahi Tha,
Par Sab Ne TERI "MAARI" Kya Mujhe HAQ Nahi Tha...!!
