"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." --Unknown
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns
"The best way to become boring is to say everything." --Voltaire
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." --Alec Bourne
"Only the educated are free." --Epictetus
"Whenever books are burned men also in the end are burned." --Heinrich Heine
"All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first." --James Thurbe
"If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." --Robert Cringley
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
"If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing." --Sir James Barrie
"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." --Thomas Robert Dewar
"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." --Peter York
"For in its innermost depths, youth is lonelier than old age." --Unknown
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." --Unknown
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
"Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." --Angela Monet
" Books are the blessed chloroform of the mind." --Robert Chambert
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." --Dr. Who
"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt...Idealists regarded everybody equally corrupt, except themselves." --Robert Anton Wilson
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." --Woody Allen
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." --Ernest Haskins
"Seeing a murder on television...will help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some." --Alfred Hitchcock
"History doesn't repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other." --Unknown
"Running away to get away...you're wearing out your shoes." --Sly and the Family Stone
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." --Steve Martin
"Do something worth remembering." --Elvis Presley
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind." --Marston Bates
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." --Jerry Seinfeld."
"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." --Unknown
"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." --Oscar Wilde
"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success." --Christopher Lasch
"Everything that is done in the world is done by hope." --Martin Luther
"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it has merely been detected." --Oscar Wilde
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --J. Danforth Quayle
"The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they have to accept." --Thucydides
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." --Frank Leahy
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." --Abba Eban
"The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well." --John D. Rockefeller
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring which you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for." --Epicurus
"Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom." --William Pitt
"Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth." --Thich Nhat Hanh
"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." --Stokowski
"Yesterday is a canceled check. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is cash...Spend it wisely." --Unknown
"What makes life worth living? To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad." --Searamouche
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing." --Albert Einstein
"He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others." --Epicurus
"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found it without it." --G.K.
Chesterton
"Should you desire great tranquillity, prepare to sweat white beads." --Hakuin
"The saddest moment in a person's life comes but once." --Unknown
"The most violent element in society is ignorance." --Emma Goldman
"It is not the same to talk of bulls as to be in the Bullring." --Spanish Proverb
"The true Black Belt is the white belt of a beginner, stained by the dried blood of and sweat of the owner." --Unknown
"The willingness to sacrifice is the prelude to freedom." --Pesach Seder
"There is no such thing as happiness, only lesser shades of melancholy." --Unknown
"Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void, but out of chaos." --Frankenstein
"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be." --Paul Valery
"The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible." --Albert Einstein
"Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think." --Werner Heisenberg
"In any non-trivial axiomatic system, there are true thereoms that cannot be proven." --Goedel
"Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies." --Unknown
"Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them." --Herman Hesse
"Rowing is a sport for dreamers. As long as you put in the work, you can own the dream. When the work stops, the dream dissapears." --Jim Dietz, Rowing Coach, USCGA
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Albert Einstein
"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." --Denis Waitly
"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossile to be silent." --Victor Hugo
"When you understand one thing through and through, you understand everything." --Shunryu Suzuki
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
"Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you--not because they are nice, but because you are." --Unknown
"Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel." --Eugene Lam
"And when the future hinges on the next words that are said, Don't let logic interfere, believe your heart instead." --Unknown
"If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad." --Sheryl Crow
"Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence." --Unknown
"You cannot find yourself, only create yourself." --Anne B. Sekel
"He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints." --Joan Brannon
"We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything." --Thomas Edison
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." --Pablo Picasso
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter." --Marlene Dietrich
"We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love." --Freud
"Everyone thinks about changing the world, but no one thinks about changing himself." --Leo Tolstoy
"What is a thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for one who yearns." --Alain
"The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does what he can do." --John Stuart Mill
"We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help when in need." --Epicurus
"Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." --Helen Keller
"What is to give light must endure burning." --Viktor Frankl
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
"Our pleasures are shallow, our sorrows deep." --Unknown
"Grief can't be shared. Everyone carries it alone, his own burdens, his own way." --Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"The face is the index to the mind." --Unknown
"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." --Unknown
"The best seeing is forgetting the names of things." --Harvey Mudd
"If you love what you do, you'll never work another day in your life." --Unknown
"Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one." --Charles deGaulle
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." --William Blake
"Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you are saying." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The best way to become boring is to say everything." --Voltaire
"Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown
"Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die." --Dave Matthew's Band
"True strength is delicate." --Louise Nevelson
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein
