!!!!What Man Regrets!!!!

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1. U love sum1....U marry some1 else.

The 1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband.

N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id

2. There's only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

3. Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks.

To b as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

4. Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

5. Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachun ko karne deinge.

6. What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date.

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

7. Wife ko Begum q kehte hain?

qk shadi k bad sare gum to husband ke hisse me ate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jati hay.


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  Posted on Saturday, July 18th, 2009 at 2:50 PM under   One Liner | RSS 2.0 Feed
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