2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don"t hate it.
4. Dogs don"t notice if you call them by another dog"s name.
5. A dog"s disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog"s parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs can"t talk.
12. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
13. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
14. Dogs don"t let magazine articles guide their lives.
15. If a dog leaves, it won"t take half your stuff.