at last combine them to make sentence
1. Pick the month you were born.
1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to
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Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------a gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------your mom
7-------my brother
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i am a mad.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im fool.
Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im smart and i do what i want
Now combine those three to make a sentence
mine is:
i choked on
my neighbor
Because i cant control myself.
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2.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20------- a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an i-pod
29-------a surfer
30 -------a llama
31------- A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------- because I'm cool like that
Black--------- because that's how I roll.
Pink----------- because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------- because the voices told me to.
Blue----------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--------- because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------- because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------- because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------- because I can.
Other---------- because I'm a Ninja!
None---------- because I can't control myself!
Now combine those three to make a sentence mine is:
I danced with
a goat
because I'm sexy and I do what I want
