10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

And the number one statement is .....

1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Here are the best of the rest...

- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

- lo...muh meetha kar lo

- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

- aaj pinky ka janam din hai

- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!

- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)

- arre isse to tez bukhar hai

- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

and the best:

- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...

- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.

- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..

- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

- Driver, gaadi roko

- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....

- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"

- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor

- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.

- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hun?

- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta

- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??

- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baarkuch maang........

- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!