Santa singh's turn came after many attempts by others. Santa singh gave astory,which was just one sentence and read :

"Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it

contained all the four ingredients !!

Santa singh replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God : religion

My wife: sex

Going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.

The Santa singh replied : who is the father ??