Santa Singh came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend and told him of his adventures. "I was out in the jungle,"

he said, "when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck,

he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit.

The lion started gaining on me, and as he got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house not far away,
and made towards it. As I got close to the house, the lion was almost on top of me, when he slipped for a third time. With the very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion's face."

"That's some story there, santa, I would have shit my pants."said santa's Friend.

"Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON???"...answered
Santa.