Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - Against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - A district in Rome.

Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - Searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - Neck of a crow.

Coma - Punctuation mark.

Cortisone - Area around local court.

Cyst - Short for sister.

Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose.

Dilate - The late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - In this place.

Duodenum - Couple in blue jeans.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fake labour - Pretending to work.

Genes - Blue denim.

Hernia - She is close by.

Impotent - Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain - Hurt at work.

Lactose - People without toes.

Lymph - Walk unsteadily.

Microbes - Small dressing gown.

Obesity - City of Obe.

Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - In favor of teens.

Pulse - Grain.

Pus - Small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - Hiding anything.

Tablet - Small table.

Ultrasound - Radical noise