bank main aik aadmi se pocha ke tumne mujhe loot mar karte dekha?
Aadmi : Haan
Daku : Boom... (aadmi mar gaya)
Daku dosre aadmi se : tumne dekha loot mar karte?
Dosra aadmi : nahin maine nahin dekha, meri bewi ne dekha hai
bank main aik aadmi se pocha ke tumne mujhe loot mar karte dekha?
Aadmi : Haan
Daku : Boom... (aadmi mar gaya)
Daku dosre aadmi se : tumne dekha loot mar karte?
Dosra aadmi : nahin maine nahin dekha, meri bewi ne dekha hai