Santa: Do baal (hair) apas mein shadi karne jaa rahe the

magar court ne allow nahin kiya

kyon??

Banta: Kyonki baal vivah apradh hai

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Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of

Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.