If you were a Egg (Today’s SMS)

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If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?

* You only get laid once.

* You only get eaten once.

* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.

* You share your box with 11 other guys.

* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!


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hemanga (guwahati) [ Reply ] 2013-01-25 10:14:50
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