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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Kal kare so aaj kar,

aaj kar so ab.

Kal kare so aaj kar,

aaj kar so ab.

Abey karta hi rahega

to dhoyega kab?

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?

Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

INDIA Ko

Aazaad Hue 57

Sal

Hue

Phir Bhi

No PROGRESS!

why? Kyunki Aaj

Bhi

INDIA Ki

Bholi Janta

KAAM-DHANDHA

Chhod Kar

hamara SMS padh

rahi hai...

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge..

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Rabri: Ka karat ho?

Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI - Before marriage.

LAXMI - After marriage.

BAI - After children.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.

Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!

Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.