Teacher : Which was the first silent film in English ?

Student : If the film was silent, how could you know it was English ?

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her Master’s.

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Lady standing in the middle of the road, to the traffic policeman-“Can you tell me how to reach City Hospital,please?

Traffic Policeman-“That’s easy – just stay where you are!”

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Man buying parachute to salesman in sport shop:Are you really sure that this parachute is reliable?

Salesman:Of course,sir,but if it fails to open,you can always exchange it for another one.

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Manager:I’m afraid the young man we hired last week isn’t honest.

Clerk:Oh, you shouldn’t judge a person by his appearance.

Manager:I’m not –I’m judging him by his disappearance.