Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela hai....

Chuha Billi se Darta hai.

Billi Kutte se.

Kutta Aadmi se.

Aadmi Biwi se,Aur.

Biwi Chuhe se...

2.

3 dost hai kullu, pullu aur ullu. kullu class-2 me pad raha hai.

pullu class-6 me pad raha hai aur ullu msg pad raha hai

3.

Santa buy underwear. he choose: How much for this?.

Shopkeeper: 500Rs.

Santa: Arey bhai daily wear wala diklhao party wear nahin.

4.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein.

gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,.

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. .and so on

Ladka: Ok sir.. ye mere 50000Rs jama ker lijiye

5.

Question: What is the opposite of pizza hutt?

answer: Pizzza hutna mat

6.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.

Sardar:HA HA HA.

Police:Kyo has rahe ho?.

Sardar:Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu

7. Santa ka 20 saal bad bacha hua..

Wo udas ho gaya..

Banta :Yaar udas kion ho?.

Santa :20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa

8. Bus mein boy & girl ki team antakshri khel rahe the.

Girl:Hum tumko harakar dikhaenge .

Boys:Hum har gaye chalo ab dikhao

9. girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya..

Grs ne zor se kaha hamari mange ....Boys ne piche se kaha SINdur se bharo

10. Boy: I luv u.

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Girl: na.

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Boy: think again.

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Girl: nahi.

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Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana.

Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u..

11. Santa:Yar tere pas mobile hai to phir LETTER kyu bheja?.

Banta:Maine tujhe phone kia tha pr awaj aayi.

PLZ TRY LETTER.

12. Teacher: kisi aisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan ja nahi sakta?

Golu:LADIES TOILET