Zara Sambhal ke Condom Use karo sanam

Mahengai ka zamaanaa hai.

Ek Hi condom se Mahina bhar chalana hai.

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Majnu: ai khuda, tune ladki ki kamar kya banai, mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat khayi.

Khuda: Na mitti kam padi na rishwat khayi, kamar dabai tabhi to BREAST bahar aai.

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Boy:-tumahari salwaar fati hai.

Girl:- fashion hai.

Boy:- achha ji,

Khud faaro tou "faishion" hum faade tou "case".

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"Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

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Santa suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;

Tumhari pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li "Underwear" uttar k li

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